take it easy there girls! we're not all complete bastards! some of us are just bastards!?! i'd really like to try and change your minds!!! if you fancy a chat get me at djimimurphey@live.co.uk DON'T GIVE UP!!!

I wondered if i was the only one disillussion by men, i dont hate all men there are those that I respect but a majority have messed up my head.

Drive women crazy
Want to watch the football
NEVER PHONE
Don't like shopping
Can't do more than one thing at a time
Don't do anything unless they want somthing "from U"
Forget birthdays,anniversarys exept their mums
HAVE HUGE EGOS
Think they can drive better
are never on time
let's just face it,
We can't live with them....
but we can't live without them.
humanity reasons only! lol

1. Don't ever lie to us, we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
3. Don't say you understand when you don't.
4. Girls are petty, get over it.
5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
7. If you talk about having a big dick, we know you don't.
8. Size does matter.
9. We don't like it when you act like Mr Big; we like it when you are Mr Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
11. No matter what you say, your ex girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
14. Be spontaneous, dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious by nature, we can't help it.
16. We are drama queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. **************Don't ask us to give head; IF you are NICE you just MIGHT get it.*****************
19. We absolutely do not care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball or anything else you and your friends talk about.
20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
21. We don't shave our legs every day, get over it.
22. Don't make bets about us, we always find out.
23. Shave- no matter how cool you think it looks, we hate it.
24. Even is you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emitt other strange gases from your body, it is not.
25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's, hers are fake.
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful, but make-up helps.
28. We will always think we are fat so humor us and tell us we aren't.
29. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it............seriously!!!
30. Most importantly- we are always right- so don't forget it.





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I've often wondered if I'm lesbian, bi, or straight. I'm physically attracted to men, but I find that I just can't trust them, can't open up to them and sometimes I feel like I can't be strong and independent w/them. My father cheated, and gambled, so my parents divorced when I was 8. I moved in with my aunt, who is so anti-men..I can't help but think that I've been 'trained' to hate men..even though I admire their bodies. I've tried very hard to get along with men, but it never seems to work, physically I can admire them, but I always run dry when the time comes, and we almost always end up fighting non-stop. There is someone (female) who is very special to me right now, and I find my eyes checking her out without even knowing about it. I can tell she enjoys it, so I've allowed my feelings to develop. I can't directlyaddress my feelings or ask hers because of her age, but I might eventually, if we stay friends. I'd rather have kids and a family, is it possible to